A year later, Ruth met the man she would marry. She couldn’t face telling him about her laxative addiction. But he discovered the truth in the worst way possible. She says: “I kept it from him but it wasn’t very long until he found out. We got married after eight months but the strain the laxatives were putting on my bowels meant I was having regular accidents. “One night, while we were having sex, I lost control in the bed. I was mortified.”

My previous post covered people passing up sex for fear of farting and I jokingly asked if people would pass up sex if they felt there was a good chance they might shit themself. Well, we know the answer for at least one person would be a resounding Yes.

Ruth was an overweight child who clocked in at 13 stone (182 pounds). For those unfamiliar with the stone, it's a unit of weight measurement from the UK. 1 stone equates to 14 pounds. She watched a documentary one day about a famous singer who battled anorexia and found that she used laxatives to help stay thin. This inspired Ruth to do the same. 

Soon after she starrted taking laxatives, she began to lose weight. Before she knew it she was taking up to 90 laxatives a day. It kept getting worse and worse until she eventually hit bottom when shit on her husband during sex. 

I can see a Lifetime movie being made out of this story. If they do make a movie, they should make the scene where she shits on her husband about 45 minutes long. I don't have a poop fetish or anything, but I would watch that. Nothing brings in the ratings like a good poop scene.

[via BarStoolSports via Pat]

A study was recently done on a bunch of men and women from Sweden that asked them various questions related to farts and their sex life. Why this study was even conjured up in the first place is beyond me, but in a way I'm glad they did it.

30% of the women in the study said they will pass up sex if they fell they might fart during intercourse compared to only 15% of men. 

I was talking about this story with someone just before posting this and they admitted that they once dated a women in the past who consistently farted while they were boning. He never said it if totally ruined the mood, did say he laughed every time it happened. 

If you let out a happy little squeaker fart, I'm sure no damage would ever be done amongst the parties except some light laughing before the bumping uglies resumes. If it's a booming fart that echos in the room, you might run into issues.

Next, I'd like to seem them ask the same group of people if they would still have sex after eating a big, greasy meal where they felt they might shit themselves. 

[via TheLocal.se vai Pat] 

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If you own a cabin about 11,000 feet up in the Rocky Mountains and have not visited it recently, you may find a bunch of frozen cows in it. I'm not talking about 2 or 3 frozen cows. I'm talking a herd of cattle. Frozen solid. Inside your cabin.

2 Air Force Academy Cadets were patrolling the mountains as they usually do when they came across a remote cabin. They approached it to make sure all was well when they noticed that nobody was home. As they peered inside, they saw nothing but cows. A Lot of them. When they investigated further, they saw every, single one of them was frozen solid.

They hypothesize that there was a particularly bad snowstorm one day. A herd of nearby cattle instinctively went looking for shelter. That's when the cows managed to not only find the cabin, but they made their way inside it. So far the cows have totally outsmarted the snow storm.

That is until they tried to get out once the snow storm ended. They couldn't because it snowed so much that they were entombed inside it. With no food and no heat, they all slowly froze to death. Since it was winter, high in the rocky mountains, the temperature never went above freezing, preserving the cows exactly as they were when they died.

This now leads us to the next problem: Cleaning up this mess. The forest service they with will either:

1. Send in a crew to literally chop them all up and transport them out of the area
2. Blow the cows and the cabin up

[via Newser.com]

Mexico tries to talk itself up by saying they have an actual government, police, and even laws, but anybody who has ever been there knows this is all just smoke and mirrors. In the past 5 years I've been to Mexico three times. On two of those trips I was forced to bribe a police officer to get out of a minor traffic violation.

I say forced because the officer in each case said "I can either take you down into the station overnight or you can give me (Insert $$$ Amount) now and be on your way. It's your choice." What's a sexy, American, male tourist to do? I wouldn't be able to make it in an American prison let alone a Mexican one so you can understand the predicament that I was in.

But back to the subject matter of this post. Reports are pouring out of Mexico stating that a flock of 6th graders from around the Mexican Gulf Coast state of Campeche recorded a pornographic video. Inside the school. And I say flock because isn't that what a group of Mexican children is called? 

How does this happen? I didn't know they even had video recorders in Mexico yet so this really surprises me. 

The incident occurred in late April at a grade school in the town of Calkini, which is in a relatively conservative and heavily Indian area. Three boys are seen on the video engaging in oral and anal sex recorded on a cellphone by a fourth person, apparently another student.

Authorities didn't announce the students' ages, but sixth-graders in Mexico are generally 12 or younger.

[via FoxNews via Pat11d]

Read that headline again: 1 in 5 women who lived in London during the 1700s was a prostitute. That's 20 out of every 100.

It is thought that there were almost 63,000 prostitutes in London in the 1700s and that a staggering one in five of London's women were "harlots."

Think of all of the herpes. Think of all the people with the clap. Think of mountains of genital warts. It would literally be impossible to have lived back then without contracting at least 3 different forms of STDs. I'm thinking people had so many that the STDs started combating each other. That is the only possible way I can think of that kept the entire city from having an STD.

Follow the via link below for an amazingly indepth look at the London Whores.

[via CanadianContent.net]

I've cut alot of grass in my lifetime. I still do. It's not necessarily exciting, but I don't mind doing it. It's not uncommon to be cutting the grass and something happen that causes me to curse. This could be one of the wheels getting hung up in a rut or the bag of the mower falling off, covering me in grass clippings.

When this happens, I naturally curse louder because the mower is actively running. After one or two obscenities have been yelled, it's back to work as if nothing has ever happened. Nobody bats an eye to this kind of conduct.

In order for you to be cursing while cutting grass to the extent where neighbors can hear you, you must be shouting very loud. But this still isn't necessarily a cause for concern. Unless you see that the man who is behind all of this nonsense is cutting the grass in only a loin skin cloth. And if you've seen the man expose himself numerous times. And if he is right next to a day care center that was bustling with children.

That's exactly what 43 year old Matthew Swanson of Fergus Falls, Minnesota was doing the other day. He was placed behind bars and charged with disorderly conduct.

[via WDay.com]

This is by far one of the greatest discipline acts of all time. This will answer all of those difficult parenting questions. Being a parent myself, I sometimes consider the 10 minute time-out, no TV or outside privileges, or as a last resort the popular rear end smacking act of discipline. Never for a minute would I ever consider this act of discipline performed by a Fort Wayne, Indiana mother and father. 1st off could you even consider them parents...

Police in northeast Indiana say a man who drove three blocks with four children strapped to the hood of his car has been arrested on a drunken driving charge.

Fort Wayne police spokesman John Chambers says a witness called police Monday evening after seeing a man and woman strap the kids to the car in a liquor store parking lot, then drive away.

Chambers says a U.S. marshal stopped the car.

That must've been one hell of a drinking binge.

[via Gazette.com]

Guys would like to think that finding a woman who is driven solely by sex would be an amazing experience. But after reading what a guy had to say about his run in with a nymphomaniac in Munich, Germany, you may change your mind.

Police found the man weeping in the street in front of a woman's apartment.

'I met her on a bus,' said the man. 'She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me.'

When police went to the apartment to talk to the 47 year old woman about the incident that the man said took place over 36 hours, they found that his is not the first time police have been called on behlaf of this woman's drive for sex.

Previously, she met a guy at a bar and invited him back to her apartment. They had sex one time, and the woman demanded more. The first few requests the man complied with but she did not stop. She then became beligerent when the man refused to continue having sex with her. That's when he fled to the balcony and called police.

'You have got to help me,' he told them. 'She is trying to kill me with sex. I cannot get out - and I cannot go on!'

When police arrived to question the woman and free Schulz she invited two officers to join her in bed for a 'quickie.'

[via Dailymail.co.UK]

Bumble Bees are scary. They can even be down right terrifying under the right circumstances. When you're relaxing outside it's not uncommon for one to hover around you, making your anxiety and blood pressure levels skyrocket. 

Your mind starts racing. "What does this bee want? Is it just curious? Is it going to sting me? I better move..." Those are some normal things that you'll think to yourself as the bee eyes you up. You normally don't think "Crap, this bee wants to drink my tears. My TEARS!" 

Not only does the lisotrigona species of bee enjoy drinking human tears, it can do so with amazing grace. It can land on your face, and begin sucking your tears without you even noticing. Even if you decide to blink or close your eyes, it doesn't matter. This bee is specifically designed to still be able to drink your tears.

The bees are often so gentle that one has to look into a mirror to ensure that the bee has indeed landed on their face or flown away from it. Conversely, when more than 1 bee is involved in this activity on one human, the event goes from peaceful to very unpleasant. At that point, it's very likely that you'll get stung. In the eye. 

But fret not my American readers. These bees are found in Thailand and have never been found in the Americas. But the same was once said about the Africanized honeybee that was only found in Africa and we all know how that turned out.

[via DailyMail.co.UK]