Doctor Amputates Not One, But Two Penises

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Created: Friday, 06 January 2012 16:04

Written by Matt

Florida, Florida, Florida.. *SMH* (Which I have recently found out means "shakes my head" in Internet). You, amazingly, have done it again.

This time, Dr. Paul Perito, a Miami surgeon/urologist, has been accused of botching a penile procedure so badly that the penis had to be amputated. Sounds terrible, right? Well, this isn't the first penis Dr. Perito has amuptated under strange circumstances (and yes, I just thought of the word circumcision as I was typing that too). In fact, in 2007, he fucked up a penis implant so many times, that the patient had to have is entire penis removed and replaced with a "tube." Fuck that.

As the story goes, a man developed blisters on his penis from God knows what. He went to see Dr. Perito who did a partial "penectomy," which sounds terrible enough as it is. The mans penis was packed with gauze and he was sent home. Dr. Perito was not able to be tracked down when it was time to remove the gauze, so the man went to a local hospital for help. Dr. Perito was still unavailable and the man was sent home. This is when his penis turned gangrenous. Yes, his penis turned gangrenous - which, I believe is Latin for "turned black and was about to fall of."

The man returned to the hospital and had his penis removed. Dr. Perito is a jerk, In my opinion. Also, the good doctor happens to own a local strip joint and was charged under the federal RICO statutes for, allegedly, selling perscriptions. An all around good guy, if you ask me.

So there you have it, a Miami doctor managed to cut two men's schlongs off in a matter of just a few years. How does the oath go? Do no wrong? Hipocrates would be pissed..

[via DailyMail]