Tokyo: Man Chops Off Own Penis, Cooks/Serves it to 5 Willing Diners

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Created: Sunday, 27 May 2012 09:57

Written by Joe

On March 31, 2012, Mao Sugiyama (from Tokyo) had his male genitalia removed. We're talking cock, balls, and ball sack. Everything.

After you have your genitalia removed in Tokyo, you have the option of keeping them. If you couldn't already see where this was going, Mao decided to take his junk home. He quickly double-bagged his junk, and froze it for later use. 

The next question was what should he do with it now that he physically had his cock and balls in a baggie. At first, Mao was going to fry it all up and eat it himself. A very logical decision if you ask me.  But then the entrepreneur in him thought "hey, I bet I can make some money on this by offering to cook my cock and balls for willing patrons."

That's when Mao tweeted the following:

Please retweet. I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen…. I will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.

In the end 6 people stepped up to the plate to eat his cock and balls. The day before the event Mao tweeted "I'm starting to thaw them out" along with this photo:

As you can imagine, this quickly turned into a spectacle and the venue at which Mao was going to do this was overrun by spectators.The day of the event, only 5 of the 6 paying customers showed up.

The five genital eaters comprised a 32-year-old male manga artist (there for “research”), a 30-year-old white-collar couple (who were “curious”), an attractive 22-year-old woman (who wondered how it would feel), and 29-year-old event planner Shigenobu Matsuzawa, who tweeted before the event, “It’s a once in a lifetime chance, so I decided on the spur of the moment to do it.”

It's also worth nothing that his is 100% legal in Japan. Here are some pictures of the finished product: 

[via CalorieLab.com via Pat]

69 Year Old Female Twin Prostitues Still Working

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Created: Sunday, 27 May 2012 09:11

Written by Joe

 The above twins are currently working in Amsterdam's Red Light District, and have been for more than 50 years. This information was passed along to me by Pat. I can only assume he was searching for "old twin whores" when he stumbled across this.

Here are some quotes from a documentary that is being filmed about this cock-loving duo:

“I can’t tell you how many tricks we’ve had, countless,” one of the twins admits.

“We hardly really fucked unless they paid us well,” she said. “My twin sister is still working in her old age. She needs the money. You can’t live off a state pension. I stopped two years ago. I couldn’t carry on, it was too much. Everything has changed.”

The other twin in shown dressed in a black pleather get up. She says to her client, “I’m almost there, did you hear me?”

“Yes, mistress,” a man answers to which she responds, “Good boy.”

Next the trailer cuts to the 69-year-old twins in a sex shop. “This one vibrates and it’s nice.”

“This vibrates even better. You can hold it against the penis.”

But it isn’t all fun and games. One of the twins seems to regret her choice to be a prostitute.

“You did the work, you’ve been a whore,” she said. “You’ll never get rid of that name. They’ll always call you names, so be one.”

 

[via LongIslandPress via Pat]

Maid Adds Menstrual Blood to Employer's Coffee, Promptly Fired

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Created: Sunday, 27 May 2012 08:56

Written by Joe

Employer: Ohh my word! Aadarshini, what have you done to this coffee. It tastes amazing!

Aadarshini: I added some Bailey's Irish Cream, organic cane sugar...

Employer: It appears to have a smokey, red color to it. That must be a sign of pure deliciousness!

Aadarshini: Or its due to the fact that I added some of my menstrual blood to it as well!

The Indonesian woman's name in this story was not Aadarshini. I merely Googled "Indonesian Women Names" and pulled that one off of the list. The conversation is also a fabrication but the horrible act described within it is very, very real. 

Check out the actual story form the VIA link below.

[via StraitsTimes.com via Pat]

$4,000 Watermelon : The Densuke

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Created: Friday, 25 May 2012 12:57

Written by Joe

The other day I went to my local supermarket and picked up a watermelon. The sign said it was on sale but I felt $4.99 was an average price at best. Despite this, I placed the watermelon in my buggy and continued shopping.

Once I made it home and unpacked my spoils, I cut up the watermelon and ventured outside onto my back patio to enjoy it because that's just what you're suppose do in the summer  time. After my first bite I thought "Man, this is a good watermelon, totally worth the $4.99 I paid for it". 

At no point did I think "I completely underpaid for this watermelon. Based on taste I value it to be around $19.99 or even one cent higher than the $4.99 I paid for it"

This makes me wonder what the Densuke Watermelon from Japan tastes like. Last year when the first crop was harvested, they sold for an average price of $4,000 per watermelon.

Densuke watermelons are grown exclusively on Hokkaido, in northern Japan, and are prized for their solidly black, smooth-as-a-bowling-ball gourd, crispy texture, and extra sweet juices. Given the rarity of the fruit- there are only about 100 of the stripe-less watermelons available on the first day it goes on sale each year- it’s not a surprise that prices reach such astronomical levels.

In past years they have fetched up to $6,000 per watermelon.

[via TheInquisitr via Reddit]

Woman Addicted to Laxatives for 23 Years. Breaking Point was Pooping on Husband During Sex

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Created: Wednesday, 16 May 2012 06:56

Written by Joe

A year later, Ruth met the man she would marry. She couldn’t face telling him about her laxative addiction. But he discovered the truth in the worst way possible. She says: “I kept it from him but it wasn’t very long until he found out. We got married after eight months but the strain the laxatives were putting on my bowels meant I was having regular accidents. “One night, while we were having sex, I lost control in the bed. I was mortified.”

My previous post covered people passing up sex for fear of farting and I jokingly asked if people would pass up sex if they felt there was a good chance they might shit themself. Well, we know the answer for at least one person would be a resounding Yes.

Ruth was an overweight child who clocked in at 13 stone (182 pounds). For those unfamiliar with the stone, it's a unit of weight measurement from the UK. 1 stone equates to 14 pounds. She watched a documentary one day about a famous singer who battled anorexia and found that she used laxatives to help stay thin. This inspired Ruth to do the same. 

Soon after she starrted taking laxatives, she began to lose weight. Before she knew it she was taking up to 90 laxatives a day. It kept getting worse and worse until she eventually hit bottom when shit on her husband during sex. 

I can see a Lifetime movie being made out of this story. If they do make a movie, they should make the scene where she shits on her husband about 45 minutes long. I don't have a poop fetish or anything, but I would watch that. Nothing brings in the ratings like a good poop scene.

[via BarStoolSports via Pat]