- Created: Sunday, 06 May 2012 21:24
- Written by Joe
This headline from Sweden is shocking when you first read it. Woman Puts Man's Penis in Hair Straightener. Is Acquitted. Once you find out why she did it, it makes complete sense.
A 31 year old guy was drinking with his ex-girlfriend and another woman. His ex was sitting on the couch straightening her hair when he asked her to straighten his penis. With that statement, we can only assume that his dick looked something like this:
The woman initially resisted, but the man was persistent. She eventually gave in and put his dick into the hair straightener. Amazingly, this isn't what prompted the authorities to be called.
After his dick was placed in the straightener, they continued drinking. At one point, they began arguing and the woman slapped the man. The man responded by headbutting her and then, once she fell to the floor, began violently hitting her in the head. This caused the woman to file assault charges against the man.
The man then responded by charging the woman for putting his dick into the hair straightener, causing him dick pain for over 3 weeks. The article does not say if the man's penis is now straight.